I have just got an email from my father telling me that I woun’t be going to Uni next year, I’ll have to take a year out…whether I like it or not. It is so screwed. I had to explain to our “Year Level Co-ordinator” (read slackass), that I didn’t need him to write a personal statement of bullshit about ...

Edo enters Modem Repair Man’s store Me: Hey, I’ve come to pick up my laptop. It’s the one with the broken modem. Modem Man: Certainly sir. That’ll be 500 dollars. Me: 500 dollars! Modem Man: It needs a new modem, the battery doesn’t work and the connection wire is broken Me: That wasn’t broken when I sent it in to ...

Woke up this morning with horrific stomach cramps. So I took a dump. With Justin and Rod bitchin’ about how their Dreamcasts has taken over their social lives and all, you may be wondering if it’s the next videogame console you should buy. Or maybe you should get an X-box from Microsoft or a Gamecube from Nintendo? Me, I can’t ...

Hey its still the 2nd of October here, when I updated after Dan who updated on the 3rd. Hmm useless information for you. Anyways, apologies for not updating the survivor thing, I am actually very busy at the moment with school and my social life is increasing. WOOHOO! Sorry to Sam about the dumping business, pretty touching stuff on your ...