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The Lisa House Rules

Lisa, don’t stress.  Presented for the benefit of the FAT website readers attending the party on Saturday, here is her list of twenty rules to obey.  If you misbehave, Tom the Bouncer will nut-slap you in his spandex and throw you out the house. So here we go: Lisa’s House Party Rules Don’t drink too much Don’t do drugs Don’t ...

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A Rare Incursion into Kitsch-HTML Courtesy of Rod-do

This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Rod blogging as Edo. [For those of you who don’t take the time to read the forum, well, work out what’s going on here for yourselves] I am devasted cos some girl broke my heart. Never mind, I got sugardaddies and ...

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Edo updating as Sam

This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Edo blogging as Sam. I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco.  I woke up and thought ‘shit, i can do everything’ and it was then that I noticed what i will refer to ...

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Dan updating as Rod

This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Dan blogging as Rod. As I was musing through the mysteries of existence and endeavouring to answer the questions that incessantly plagued my weary mind, it occurred to me to forego such pedantic matters and that an update for the hideously ...

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Soul crushing mind numbing free time

This weekends lineup: Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party Alison and Lisa’s 100 People In Spandex Party Beer and Bandar Thursday. Translation:  This should be a good weekend for parties. So what to do until then?  Free time sucks.  I’m going out of my mind with boredom.  I need to do some work.  Or find a really really cool ...

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Holy crap, that was unfunny

You know an International School disco is special when five minutes in, the three girls you come with are all in tears. Kate thought the disco was cool because she ‘didn’t get expelled’.  Might I add that she looked really really hot.  (mental note:  sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex) Jess was crying all the time and she told me she wanted to punch some ...

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Cowboys, **** and fucked up parties

Last night went to a party very ****ed. From what I remember, these are the highlights 1. I got harrassed by a lumberjack. 2. Some cowboy beat the shit out of a homie g. 3. A guy stole my gum 4. A girl kept following me wanting to look at my pager, obviously wanting to steal it 5. Beer was ...

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I’m Going to Have A Baby

I was reading in TIME magazine about those twin babies that were adopted on the internet and all the custody battles that are going on between the mother and the family that adopted them. In the interests of writing an article about online adoption for the FAT website I’m going to try and buy a baby online.  If anyone knows ...

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The late, late, late, late show & philosophy of e/n

I’ve spent a curious evening. To celebrate my near-completion of a significant amount of the year’s work, I drank myself silly and woke up, hungover, at 3am. I hauled my stone-age computer online as an excuse not to do something worthwhile, like cleaning my place which is a fucking sty at the minute. It being so early I saw people ...

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International School Disco Rules

There is excitement in the air.  There is an International School disco on Saturday.  There are live bands and little kids who punch Indian kids in the face.  It will reek of awesomeness (and a little vodka). We need a name for the upcoming Porn themed party.  Tentative titles have included: *Palace of Porn *Porn-O-Rama 2:  The Second Coming *Hardcore ...

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