Just because you’re the webmaster of this page doesn’t mean you’re infallible, Edo. Geez, some people get the craziest ideas in their heads nowadays. If you’d’ve put Rod’s update into context correctly you would have noticed that he was talking about one of my links in the sidebar of my DiscoFrog site. Since when have I used the word ‘obsoletion’ ...

Rather tired today. Last night I went to some school dance, not my school this school called PVSS. After six shots of bacardi, a hamburger and three pieces of gum I was ready to go, and I started jiving. I danced the night away, it was sweet. But at the end of it I was sweaty, tired and hungary. Some ...

That weekend that went by was allright. The painting was actually better than I thought, kinda fun and achieving to be honest, then again I probably will be bored with it by the time I finish it off in the summer. Then I went to ‘that chicks’ party, which was cool until the cops showed up and kicked everyone out, ...

www.thefatwebsite.co.uk is at war with www.hotjapati.cjb.net.  In the excitement, both sites will get an extra 20 hits. I don’t know about you, but www.hotjapati.cjb.net is one of the funniest sites I have ever read.  I was in fucking hysterics.  It’s one of the cleverest satire sites you can find on the internet.  All the updaters take the roles of loser ...

After reading about Edo’s difficulties with the server (yes, I do have access to the site mail as well) I didn’t want to post again until it had moved to its new home. Shows how strong my resolve is. I’m feeling depressed. But I feel a bit better because my sister gave me one of those cheap gummi things. You ...

I feel naked.  Why are people talking about me? First, Rod’s update says that people whisper that I dress up in women’s clothing. Then Livie tells me that her site was censored by her school.  And they mentioned something about the FAT website too.  Well, since we have nothing to do with ISB, there’s nothing they can do (it’s sort ...

Hey, what a coincidence, I had the same argument with Rod like the one with his friend on the way back from the pub.  Rod was saying I shouldn’t get a tattoo of Kate on my arm.  What does he think he is?  My mom?  What a dick! I forgot to add the Vote button to my own site for ...

I can’t write like other people, or act like them, or even think like them. When I see Justin going stir-crazy on his site, I feel a pang of pleasure and, yes, even companionship in my deranged lunacy. Nice word, lunacy, it implies that the moon is responsible for your madness. My own personal madness probably stems from some other ...

Normally I’d be saying some cryptic comment, or discussing the joys of English Literature essays, but I’m just completely defeated at the moment. Not only am I still suffering from the ravages of post-flu-turned-chest-cold afflictions, but my entire foot seems to be in pain. I seemingly twisted it at an obscene angle last Wednesday when doing long jump for the ...

My Will Self stylings (see my last update) have lead to abuse in the chatbox. Weirdly, someone came to my aid, so I the page didn’t load up with the first line being anti-Rod racism. You know, I think MLK was a pushover. To be judged not by the colour of their skin but by their strength of character indeed! ...