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Sloth

Two and a half weeks ago I took my mobile in for service, since the battery on the phone died and wouldn’t recharge itself. The warranty was still active, so I won’t be charged for it. I was told that the phone would be returned in a week’s time. I figured I could live for a week without a phone ...

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Happiness

You know, as i logged on to this site earlier i realized that the last two entries emit the most depressing vibes around the site… Sloth and Dullness. So the title of this update is a clever trick to try brighten up the site… dont be too surprised if it doesnt work. So, i’ve been reading through some books about ...

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Happiness!

You know, as i logged on to this site earlier i realized that the last two entries emit the most depressing vibes around the site… Sloth and Dullness. So the title of this update is a clever trick to try brighten up the site… dont be too surprised if it doesnt work. So, i’ve been reading through some books about ...

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Hush, keep it down! Voices carry…

Happy Monday! This weekend was pretty unmemorable… Did far too much shopping with mum on Friday, but ate good Indian food. Saturday, Chloe arrived back from Greece and a bunch of us piled over to her house for At Night Festivities. We drank far too much and danced from about 8pm til 5am… crazy shit! It was midly humourous as ...

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Dullness

life hath dulled itself upon the rough surface of sloth. Beware, unwary goodfolk, for there be marshy depths that await in the journey ahead. Nothing seems to satisfy me but the tinkling of ice as it tumbles into an empty glass, and the hissing of New Zealand Karloff — an inferior but effective brand of vodka — being poured in, ...

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Risen From The Dead

Work is to blame for the lack of updates, sorry I shall put work on hold next time. I’m sure they won’t mind. Plus Sophy is back and I have spend pretty much all my spare time with her. Life is fucking brilliant at the moment. I am house sitting for three weeks this Wednesday, cool a house all to ...

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Osama Bin Laden ruined his sex life

My Weekend ========== An exciting dramatization of the weekend. By me. On Friday night, I went to some bar called Fuel with Shirley and Rob. Shirley does my hair and Rob has no hair. We were meeting my platonic partner in crime Polly (i wish crime had a silent ‘p’ at the start). We’d never actually been to Fuel before. ...

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Let the Old South Rise Again

Today was a strange mix of good and bad. I burnt my tongue severly this morning when i was trying to make English trifle. I was making the rasberry jam for the trifle and didn’t let it cool long enough before i tasted it. So for half the day i ended up saying ‘vely’ instead of ‘very’. It’s just too ...

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Friday Brunei Update

When you go to the beach always cover up incase of sandflies… ALWAYS! my god! i had a bbq at the beach (thrown together by some friends of mine for my birthday) and holy hell did i get some sandfly bites. I fucking couldnt sleep last night cause i was scratching all over the fucking place…. bastards! Anyway, in other ...

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