The Spencer Tracy music video shoot starts in a couple of weeks! We’re not sure what we’re going to do with the video yet but the general idea might be to go for having the shoot in a bingo hall filled with old people and just filming their reactions. Old people are quite entertaining. They smell of wee and fall ...

my throat hurts. make it go away mummy!!! being ill makes me grumpy. It makes me less tolerant of people. The world is full of wankers. I had media law again today, and we have to visit the Old Bailey in central at some point. He said if we’re lucky, we’ll get to watch a murder trial, ooooh!!! Gory goodness. ...

I just got me a copy of DVD Profiler, so now I can channel the spirit of Justin’s updating style and do a post completely dedicated to DVDs. Here is my collection! According to DVD Profiler, I have spent $750 on Westerns. I think there’s been a mistake. New update on the main page later tonight. But first, I’m off ...

I reached for the oblong box in my pocket and pulled up a chair. I opened pandora’s box, and with lips like silk, ever so softly, caressed a tobacco stick from the community of cancer that lay therein. As I pulled my head upright, I inhaled, already tasting the tobacco before ignition. As I did so, I pulled my savoir, ...

Homework is building up, which i am not happy about as it is taking a lot of my free time away from me. I have been attending school since i can remember, i cant see myself stopping for a long time, dammit more years of being a poor student. I’d like to point out, that i really enjoyed and appreciated ...

marvel at my newest shiny thing, NOW : i never knew having a steady weekly income could make me so happy. maybe there are benefits to capitalism after all. or at least having a job. i’ll have more photos of other statues that i will be purchasing. look for my hellblazer statue that should be arriving from the states in ...

respect.

I grabbed a round container in the cafeteria, hoping to get some bland fried rice into my system before my lowering blood sugar levels did my body irreparable harm. I felt nauseated, and I noticed that my hands were shaking. I rebuked myself mentally, and tried to stop the trembling, hoping that no one else had noticed my lack of ...

So Dan likes coffee. I like coffee too…mine’s milk and two sugars.Tim Tam too if your feeling generous. I remember those coffee filled mornings in English Lit class, where the only thing i feel that i learnt, was how to appreciate coffee. Forget the chimney representations in Nice Work, forget the sexual connotations in Tess of the D’urbervilles, i know ...

I made my big screen acting debut today when my role as John the HomoStonerPunk was screened to the second year drama film students. I don’t actually know what the title of the short film was. Despite my absolutely pants acting skills and my thoroughly unconvincing turn as a smoker, people bought it. Better yet, they gave me positive comments. ...