So here I was thinking I was a smarty pants for knowing that they show a trailer for Matrix Revolutions at the end of Matrix Reloaded. So the movie finishes and credits rolled and we waited. And waited. And waited. Those sum-bitch credits must’ve rolled for a good ten minutes. They list all sorts of nonsense like who cooked the ...

To deal with getting over Polly, I’m taking a break from having contact with her. Polly called using the excuse of it being ‘International Friend Day’ yesterday. It struck me how silly and bizarre this whole business has got. I act all moody and bitchy but occasionally I let slip and actually sound interested and cheerful. I’m working on it. ...

Man, I’m in a rut. I can’t do my work for some reason. I’m suffering from major procrastination and if I don’t do anything this weekend then I’m in the poo. It took me like 10 weeks of school to notice there’s a hot girl in my Broadcast Workshop class. Ten weeks! No wonder some people think I’m gay. I ...

Yesterday my friend came up with the most outstanding revelation. Jesus backwards is sausage!! how cool is that! ok, for thouse of you who have noticed, its not exactly same letters just arranged backwards but thats the general pronounciation of it. Speaking of which: the same friend happened to tell me, in a conversation about what is the coolest foreign ...

i stayed in bed for ages today, and no showed at uni. It was one of those days where u just couldnt be bothered. It was pouring with rain, i was in a foul mood, i couldnt decide whether these past couple of weeks have been good or not, and i just wanted to hide under my duvet like i ...

Go to this link here to see who the Playboy Girl of the Month was on your birthday. I’m pretty happy with mine. Not bad at all.

for the second year in a row Juventus have won the Seria A…. WOOHOO! this makes me brim with pride and all i can add to that is simply: Bring on Real Madrid, you overpaid arogant fuckers. moving on… my first exam starts tomorow. it a french oral and so i have to learn how to speak fluent french in ...

RELEGATED. It doesn’t really get much worse does it? I mean, you’re pissed off when you’re team under-performs. Or if they finish midtable. Or if they squander a cup final. But relegation is something no one should have to witness their team go through. And the realisation that all the great players don’t really have much choice but to leave ...

Everybody think happy positive thoughts for Westham today. Today is the day of reckoning. And very quickly: On Friday I started boxing again. Using a new technique called ‘Mentally envisioning people I want to destroy’ made things a lot easier than normal. The fact that lots of people have pissed me off recently made it even easier. The Hulk Up ...

After finishing school, being flat out broke, having my girlfriend dumping me, and having my parents giving me shit, understandably i was in a foul mood. When it rains, it pours i guess. Sam and Edo will probably agree. So now i have a full-time job….working at kohlar (www.kohlar.com). Some huge ass American corporation that has a production plant in ...