so i cut my hair again… quite dramatically this time. The plan was originally to look like Chris Number 2 from Anti-flag.. however my friend (who was cutting) had different ideas and thus gave me a mohawk… i thought it was pretty fucking sweet, unfortunatly my school didnt. i was forced to shave it off, so that is the reason ...

So I started the Hulk Up program today. I guess I need to go and buy some scales now. But as of last week, I was a miserable 66kg. So, Giant MegaMass 5000 then. It says you take three generous scoops of powder, three times a day, every day. EVERY DAY. That’s a fucking lot. The reasoning behind taking so ...

Tuesday was a bad day I found out one of my best friends’ (Barbie) brother (who in in Iraq) got hit by a landmine. For all of Tuesday I was not sure if he was alive of dead. He is 20 years old Today, was a good day. I found out that Seanessey is alive, hes pretty badly shaken up, ...

So yesterday I went to the zoo to shoot an assignment. It was a pretty wretched job. The sound equipment didn’t work properly and the animals were in a shitty mood. They kept turning away from the camera as soon as we turned it on. I swear 80% of our shots are of animal ass. Two of the girls in ...

Unlike sam i was not promised anal rapage if i did not write about my weekend… but i will cover it quickly anyway. Friday: got to friends party. got really drunk. got with some girl. got high. got hungry. got sleepy. Saturday: went to watch X2 … orgasmic! this is a seriously bad ass film. Went to a show where ...

yo i had a very good week. I’ll jump on the weekend bandwagon thing and let u know what i did. Friday: went to our uni night club Area51, got drunk on 99p drinks, and walked home all loved up. Humhumhum!!! Saturday: our block had a power cut (not had one of those since the Pre Amadeo days in brunei!) ...

Edo threatened me with anal savagery if I didn’t write in the blog about the weekend. Friday night was insane. I had like 8 people all calling me wanting to hang out. So I had to coordinate a way in which I was not letting anyone down, but at the same time, not spending my entire night in a car. ...

This is a numbers and figures post. Now, then. Long time readers of our site back when it was The FAT Website will remember a site that went up called Bangkingz which was a total rip-off of the layout and format of our site. Which is understandable since we’re pretty groovy and who wouldn’t want a piece of the action ...

Still not really feeling much better today. Feeling weak, sore throat, blocked up nose and a never ending barrage of SARS jokes from my flatmate. Inspired by Mike, I have started downloading Championship Manager 4. I’ll let you know how the game plays in about 4 days or so. Tuesday is the mother of all television watching days. Ric Flair ...

After the death of Miss Elizabeth at Lex Luger’s house, police searched his home and arrested him for being in possession of 14 different illegal performance enhancing drugs. FOURTEEN. I seriously don’t think I can name that many. If you’re game, try and list that many in the comments. I’m sick. I have the flu. Therefore I think I have ...