Hey hey! I just finished my LAST EVER UNIT so I’m on a bit of a high at the moment. Just went and checked my email and lo, I got something from Faten, my favourite and most critically acclaimed* rockstar. *Cam-mafia.com’s Hump Girl of the Week!! Visit Faten at http://www.foxxyness.org/. I do believe that is our first ever fan sign ...

I thought I would betray everyone’s trust and reprint some material from old emails: #1 – “I wish i could make someone cry. I’ve made people cry before…it was fun. I once made Shaheen Zinna cry because i shouted at her before flashing my tits at her. I was hoping she’d get really offended and storm off but apparently she ...

Back in school / studying mode now. Learning some pretty intensive stuff such as Multinational Financial Management and International Business and Marketing. Its pretty interesting. Anyways, who wants to talk about school. I forgot to mention one thing that happened in Turkey. At the hotel we were staying at, there were crates of bottled water on the stairs, and my ...

A whole week. That’s quite a while for me not to blog. I haven’t had a particularly interesting week. I met up with my sister on last Wednesday, and we went shopping, got some lunch at a Japanese place, and shopped some more. I got me a pair of Diesel jeans. They are my new pride and joy. I justify ...

…i’m digging the gimmie gimmies again this week. dam nice. You know what the best thing about the islamic calander is? getting days off work! … but seriously folks, Matt is happy this morning cause i dont have to go to work. yay! I think this day shall be used to recover from the weekend… and what a crazy and ...

Hey everyone. Only 3 more days and then I get my money. Money! MONEY! MONEYYY~!!! HAHAHAHA!!! (I’m pretty hungry) Time for the weekend recaps eh. On Friday, Kolitha bought a rugby ball so we went to the park with a bunch of dudes and EXERCISED. It would’ve been perfect but there was lots of poo everywhere. Don’t they have laws ...

Back at school now after spending a week on the Turkish coast. The place i stayed at was called Alanya thats basically revolves around tourists and has this massive castle at the top of a nearby mountain that looks over the city. Plus good weather and beaches. It was a sweet vacation overall though. One day we went out on ...

Turned 21 yesterday. My actual party is not until December, but still celebrated it with some style yesterday. I got spontaneously taken out to Fremantle to get drunk in the afternoon, before heading back to enjoy a nice big roast beef dinner with various friends. The rest of the night was spent out at a friend’s farm house in Serpentine ...

Fifty days to go (approx) and I’m back in Brunei! It’s been quite a draining sort of month. Far too much work and not enough time to play. I haven’t seen a bunch of my friends in ages, and when I do, they are equally exhasperated with work. I thought I would be getting some money a few days ago ...

I’m sat here wallowing in self pity, with Love is only a Feeling playing through my earphones. I should write a book, How NOT to Make Yourself Feel Better. As hard as i try to busy myself at uni, with my final year projects going on, and all that production bollocks that comes with it, as many hours as i ...