{"id":10104,"date":"2002-08-27T14:43:03","date_gmt":"2002-08-27T04:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10104"},"modified":"2013-01-23T14:43:26","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T04:43:26","slug":"update-schmupdate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10104","title":{"rendered":"Update schmupdate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">i&#8217;m guessing that the Huckerby update didnt go down well&#8230; no?<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Anyway, all brunei schools have started this week leaving me with pretty much fuck all to do all week&#8230; so i thought i&#8217;d get in touch with my ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend of one of my really good friends, thats right, i&#8217;m talking bout alison. We met up for lunch and chatted for fucking ages about pretty much everything&#8230; it was real good to see her again. I mean, admittably, she made an effort to contact me in the past 5 months in england but i kinda shrugged her phone calls off saying that i&#8217;d call back&#8230; so i did! unfortunatly it was yesterday&#8230; being about 4 months late. Oh well all is good.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m having a slight problem relating to my flying plans&#8230; apparently i am needed in england next week because i am expected to work for some judge dude. The problem is that i&#8217;m only waiting listed to be on a flight this weekend, and things are not looking too bright for me making the flight&#8230; this of course means that i will eventually fly back to england on the 7th&#8230; a whole extra week in Brunei with no one around! Alright! Actually, it does mean that i&#8217;ll get to see my friends here one last time this weekend in KB&#8230; should be more eventful than my sex life (that isnt too challanging).<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">The wacky adventures of Matt will return soon<br \/>\nUntil then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m guessing that the Huckerby update didnt go down well&#8230; no? Anyway, all brunei schools have started this week leaving me with pretty much fuck all to do all week&#8230; so i thought i&#8217;d get in touch with my ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend of one of my really good friends, thats right, i&#8217;m talking bout &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10105,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10104\/revisions\/10105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}