Good morning…<\/p>\n
It is faaaar to early and i am stuck behind a computer at work… truth is that i have nothing to do at work today.. absolutly FUCK ALL. therefore i will spend 8-10 hours on the internet whilst wishing i remembered what not being tired felt like.<\/p>\n
I am jealous of sam… i wanna see cheerleaders with there legs apart infront of me! … mind you i wouldnt mind playing abit of ‘soccer’ with some americans too… haha, americans and ‘soccer’! good stuff.<\/p>\n
My dad told me yesterday that i have to go back to england early cause i have a week long job lined up as some judge’s slacky. This sounds pretty poo, but i guess its kinda cool cause i get to sit in court all day and not have to testify. Plus i get to walk in and out of the room with ‘important documents’… i think i’ll time this just as the judge is about give the sentence… tehe.<\/p>\n
Judge: I rule in favour of the plaintif, and the defendant has to pay…
\nMe: WAIT! i have important documents!
\nJudge: Concerning what?
\nMe: Um… free lunch buffet in the Criminal Court dinning hall.<\/p>\n
AHH. the posibilities are endless!<\/p>\n
In other news, the english premier league (football) starts this weekend. Hey, it’s not the best football in the world but Brunei has mass coverage of it (6 games a week!) so it’ll keep me entertained whilst i’m still here. Place your bets now… i’ve got $1000 on Man Utd winning it by November.<\/p>\n
adios for now<\/p>\n
out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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