I have done sufficient whack shit recently to warrant an update. Firstly, let me clarify that this is actually my last day in England, I fly out to the good auld U S of A tomorrow. Scary.<\/p>\n
On thursday me and Swig (my cousin) threw the biggest house party ever. It was massive. I got so completely drunk and stoned that the only real memory of it I have is that I made an arse of myself, was drinking beer out of a measuring jug and singing along to every song that played. I seem to remember walking around butt naked for a while, but this has neither been confirmed or denied, probably for my own good.<\/p>\n
It was actually crazy enough that I did so many substances, I punked up and passed out in a bed, and then about an hour into my sleep some chick came into my room, and violently shook me awake and ordered me out of bed, when I asked what for she answered “We’re gonna go smoke some more pot, C’MON!”. I looked at her like she was a lunatic, and then decided it was probably a good idea anyway, so smoked up again.<\/p>\n
Swig slept with 3 girls that night. What a dick!<\/p>\n
The next morning, we woke up, looked at the carnage that was the living room, decided cleaning up is a stupid idea, and so smoked some more pot.<\/p>\n
Friday night, went out with all my mates into town and got hammered. Invited everyone back to ours and drank more before finally getting to bed at 7:30am. Woken up again at 8:00 as the girls had to go to work. 8:04, go back to sleep.<\/p>\n
And apart from a nice little barbeque last night, yesterday was recovery time and cleaning the house time. Which brings me to now, and I swear to god that if I take in any alcohol in the next week, I will probably die.<\/p>\n
All in all a very impressive 3 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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