{"id":10160,"date":"2002-08-08T15:14:40","date_gmt":"2002-08-08T05:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10160"},"modified":"2013-01-23T15:15:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T05:15:15","slug":"too-right-you-are-my-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10160","title":{"rendered":"Too right, you are my boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Like Mike I have been as sick as a dog. I&#8217;m sure you don&#8217;t want to know, but I have a bladder infection. Did you know that men (especially men of my age) are like 1000 times less likely to get a bladder infection compared to women. Because of those statistics I&#8217;m sure only the girls can back me up on this. Bladder infections are fucking painful! If you want to wish something bad upon somebody, wish a balder infection!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Apart from that I have been stressed out which has caused a number of horrid things. I can&#8217;t wait until I am better. I&#8217;ve been sick for over 3 weeks now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Well we have 6 working days left, and the current project I am working on at work will be out the door. Whooofuckinghoo! I am so over it now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">OK, right now I am sure I am not going to live this one down, but who gives a fuck. Actually before I go into it I will let you in on my new philosophy in life, it goes a little something like this. &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck what anybody thinks about me!&#8221; I am so sick of people judging me by what I wear, what I say, and who I hang out with. Times up, it&#8217;s my world now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So anyway, something I am sure I will not live down. I think it will make it easier if I just blurt it out&#8230; I made out with a guy last Friday night. It was a bet, and I also did it in front of my x-girlfriend to piss her off (Pretty mean, but damn did it work well!). For all those who think I am a donut puncher, that&#8217;s cool because I know I&#8217;m not. The thing that gets me is girls do it all the time, why should it be any different for guys? And yes I was drunk and on a number of other substances. But as I said before I don&#8217;t give a fuck what your opinion of me is. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Edo I am going to change me picture soon. I&#8217;ll send it to you soon.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Excuse my lack of written structure, my brain is on my bed side table.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em>Edit:\u00a0 This blog was written by Tim Boyd<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like Mike I have been as sick as a dog. I&#8217;m sure you don&#8217;t want to know, but I have a bladder infection. Did you know that men (especially men of my age) are like 1000 times less likely to get a bladder infection compared to women. Because of those statistics I&#8217;m sure only the &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10161,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10160\/revisions\/10161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}