{"id":1018,"date":"2009-07-16T07:44:47","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T21:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2009-07-16T07:44:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T21:44:47","slug":"im-on-a-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"I’m on a boat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This Saturday I scored myself a spot on an island hop tour around the Caribbean and seeing as I had never been to any other islands around here, I jumped at the chance.<\/p>\n

After some bloody marys to ease the night before we got underway at 10am and were soon at full plane to the British Virgin Islands. First was a stop at an uninhabited island just off St. John where we snorkeled. It had a nice drop off and saw some small sharks, a few hawksbill turtles and barracuda.<\/p>\n

\"(oooooooh.....Barracuda!)\"

(oooooooh.....Barracuda!)<\/p><\/div>\n

Then over to Jost van Dyke where there was a bar called the Soggy Dollar. Named because there is no dock, you have to jump off and swim in to enjoy a fruity libation in hammocks across the beach. There were a ton of boats in and I was pleased to discover that you can convince almost any woman to flash her boobs at you for a shot of jager. Excellent.
\n(email me for the pictures! ;))<\/p>\n

After some swimming and more drinking we headed over to Tortola to a bar called “Foxys” where we had some delicious ribs and more liquid courage. <\/p>\n

Last up was St John where I had been a number of times, and we headed to everyone’s favorite watering hole, “Woody’s.” I was thrilled to discover the had Strongbow on tap and promptly drank 6 pints. Mixed with the smorgasbord of liquor I had consumed earlier I was, as they say, off my tits. Needless to say the last boat ride back was hillarious and this was reenacted at least 8 times:<\/p>\n

I got my flippy floppys!<\/a><\/p>\n

Sure enough, work the next day was f**ing painful but well worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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