{"id":10204,"date":"2013-01-31T21:22:30","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T11:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10204"},"modified":"2013-01-31T21:30:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T11:30:28","slug":"breaking-news-julia-gillard-wears-glasses-also-calls-an-election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10204","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Julia Gillard wears glasses…also calls an election"},"content":{"rendered":"

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On Wednesday of this week, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard announced the much anticipated date for this year’s federal election – September 14th.\u00a0 That’s right!\u00a0 Australia is going to have a long election cycle, America style<\/em>.<\/p>\n

What’s in store for the next eight months?<\/p>\n

Things started low-key enough at Australia’s monolithic news media company News Ltd.\u00a0 They broke the news of the election date announcement…as a subheading to Julia Gillard wearing ‘hipster glasses.’<\/p>\n

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Still, it wasn’t like they immediately went into attack mode and ran a cover story and headline likening her to Hitler…<\/p>\n

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Oh, they did.<\/p>\n

Well, at least they didn’t get worked up into a misogynistic fervor and run a cover story in their tabloid implying she’s on her period…ohwaittheydid<\/em><\/p>\n

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Steady on, News Ltd!\u00a0 It’s a long election cycle guys.\u00a0 Hitler comparisons and period gags on day one!\u00a0 Just imagine the quality of the editorial content when things actually start to heat up.<\/p>\n

It’s going to be a long campaign.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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