{"id":10374,"date":"2002-07-27T13:24:20","date_gmt":"2002-07-27T03:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10374"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:24:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:24:54","slug":"you-may-be-right-i-may-be-crazy-i-might-just-be-the-lunatic-youre-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10374","title":{"rendered":"You may be right, I may be crazy, I might just be the lunatic you&#8217;re looking for"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Well, I have pissed off someone with one of my rants enough to make them write into Edo and complain. They like fully went off on me. I must be doing something right then! You can read it under the rants section. Its quite amusing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Man, i arrived on the front page today and was torn between looking at Alyson Hannigan&#8217;s rather fantastically perfectly formed figure, OR Anna Kournikova&#8217;s pert nipples. I sat there eyes flashing between each one for about 4 minutes before I just got so excited I wet myself and had to leave the site before I actually died.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Spymag is good.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">On Monday, I am going for an interview at the US embassy for my Green Card. I am so nervous. I even tried on my suit again today just to make sure I still looked just as sexual in it. I had to try like 15 ties before i finally decided on which one to wear. I am not normally like this, but if I don&#8217;t get this green card, I am so totally fucked, so wish me luck everyone.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Apparently I dont have to do the old cough and drop, but they do take a look down there just to make sure I&#8217;m really a man. Disturbing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I watched the Party In The Park last night (repeat), and Jenny Frost&#8217;s tit fell out again (chick from Atomic Kitten). It makes me happy knowing that I have seen Jenny Frost&#8217;s nipple, and she hasnt seen mine. I feel strangely in power somehow.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041021013737\/http:\/\/members.fortunecity.com\/oops80\/jenny_frost002.jpg\">Jenny Frost&#8217;s Nipple!<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;ll tell you what is really really funny. Not only have Linkin Park released a remix album of their first, and only album (seems fucking redundant to me) we now have <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041021013737\/http:\/\/cdnow.com\/cgi-bin\/mserver\/SID=867790921\/pagename=\/RP\/CDN\/FIND\/album.html\/artistid=VARIOUS+ARTISTS+-+TRIBUTE+TO+LINKIN+PARK\/itemid=1565930\">this<\/a> to look forward to. HAHAHA<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Couple of questions I hoped someone could answer for me:<br \/>\n1. Who is the female vocalist in Dynamite Boy&#8217;s &#8220;No Way Out&#8221;<br \/>\n2. Is the singer for Sugarcult the same as the one for Good Charlotte?<br \/>\n3. Mike, do you know where I can get large back patches online? The only place I have found is Interpunk.com and they only have 2. I want a Rancid one&#8230;.<br \/>\n4. Why am I so ugly?<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Sam @ 09:34 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041021013737\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000064.html\">Link<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><b>Replies: 4 comments<\/b><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">IF LIZ McCLARNON&#8217;S MOUT GETS ANY BIGGER, SHE COULD PROBABLY FIT JENNY FROST&#8217;S &#8221;MALE&#8221; HEAD IN IT!!!<br \/>\nLIZ ALSO LOOKS LIKE E.T.<br \/>\n&#8216;LIZZY FONE HOME, LIKE!!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"mailto:shahriardadkhah@aol.com\">David Frusciante<\/a> @ 12\/30\/2002 08:05 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">JENNY IS A MAN!!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by David Frusciante @ 12\/30\/2002 08:01 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">and good luck with your green card dude<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 07\/28\/2002 06:17 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Sam, post questions in the forum. It IS more popular than this page after all. And lord knows we could use ANY activity in there.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 07\/28\/2002 06:09 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have pissed off someone with one of my rants enough to make them write into Edo and complain. They like fully went off on me. I must be doing something right then! You can read it under the rants section. Its quite amusing. 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