{"id":10378,"date":"2002-07-26T13:25:40","date_gmt":"2002-07-26T03:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10378"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:25:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:25:57","slug":"let-the-old-south-rise-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10378","title":{"rendered":"Let the Old South Rise Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Today was a strange mix of good and bad.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I burnt my tongue severly this morning when i was trying to make English trifle. I was making the rasberry jam for the trifle and didn&#8217;t let it cool long enough before i tasted it. So for half the day i ended up saying &#8216;vely&#8217; instead of &#8216;very&#8217;. It&#8217;s just too painful to pronounce hard consonants when your tongue is burnt. Well, the trifle looked and tasted good in the end, so i guess that&#8217;s some consolation.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Brunei afternoons are sooo hot these days. They&#8217;re only good for one thing &#8211; Siesta.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Don&#8217;t you just love it when you have to tailor four different outifits for one wedding? It&#8217;s always a good thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Watch out for those North Carolinan girls, 1) you can never understand what they&#8217;re saying (the accent is so thick) and 2) everyone knows that most Southern women are hussies. A land full of cheerleaders and beauty queens. The facade of a lady but the heart of a jezebel. Heheh, okay, maybe i&#8217;m just playing on stereotypes. Just don&#8217;t ask her to sing &#8216;Dixie&#8217;, Edo.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Here&#8217;s a joke that Reese Witherspoon (who&#8217;s from Tennessee) told on The Tonight Show:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Q: Why do most Southern women make bad prostitutes?<br \/>\nA: Because they&#8217;re too busy sending &#8216;Thank You&#8217; notes to all their customers.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I thought it was funny.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Annie @ 08:43 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041021005902\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000061.html\">Link<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><b>Replies: 1 Comment<\/b><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Aren&#8217;t girls who act like ladies but perform like harlots under the sheets the best kind?<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">She had SEXY THICK RIMMED GLASSES. She looked secretaryish. In a good way.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">If she had braces as well, I&#8217;d marry her.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 07\/27\/2002 03:47 AM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a strange mix of good and bad. I burnt my tongue severly this morning when i was trying to make English trifle. I was making the rasberry jam for the trifle and didn&#8217;t let it cool long enough before i tasted it. So for half the day i ended up saying &#8216;vely&#8217; instead &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10379,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10378\/revisions\/10379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}