{"id":10386,"date":"2002-07-24T13:28:28","date_gmt":"2002-07-24T03:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10386"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:28:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:28:57","slug":"alright-toe-rag-youre-knicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10386","title":{"rendered":"Alright toe-rag, you’re knicked!"},"content":{"rendered":"

shit i’m knackerd. and i’ve done sweet-fuck all today. well, i went down to the comic shop as per usual on a Wednesday afternnon. Of course, they still hadn’t put all the new comics on the shelves. so i had to wait around for an hour until they did. wasn’t too bad though, i got to oogle at Hard Covers that i can’t afford. and that god damn John Constantine statue that i want more than life itself. $545. fuck, i’m just gonna break into the store and steal it…then we’ll see about their $545. bastards.<\/p>\n

i’m feeling kinda bad today. Erin went to work putting letters in mailboxes. it’s a 2 day job. pays $15\/hr. she made $190 today. that’s pretty good. anyways. whilst she was out doing that in the freezing cold. i sat on my sorry as watching oprah\/riki lake\/jerry springer\/you name it. it feel a little guilty. she’s sleeping now. i shall go cuddle her soon.<\/p>\n

stupid job people still haven’t phoned me. guess they don’t love me. i should shit on their $3 million worth of equipment. we’ll see how they like that. (am i the only one sensing an recuring angry trend here)<\/p>\n

my column is going up on the main spy-mag page tommorow. i expext you all to read it. some feedback would be nice. even if it’s negative. i’d like to know i’m not wasting my time.<\/p>\n

off to cuddle…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

shit i’m knackerd. and i’ve done sweet-fuck all today. well, i went down to the comic shop as per usual on a Wednesday afternnon. Of course, they still hadn’t put all the new comics on the shelves. so i had to wait around for an hour until they did. wasn’t too bad though, i got …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10387,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10386\/revisions\/10387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}