{"id":10394,"date":"2002-07-23T13:31:13","date_gmt":"2002-07-23T03:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10394"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:31:32","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:31:32","slug":"take-lots-with-alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10394","title":{"rendered":"Take lots with alcohol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">things are weird at the moment.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">My cousin who I normally live with is away on holiday, and I would just stay at his house, but I cant catch the bus from his house to work, so I am crashing at a friend&#8217;s house where I can catch the bus from.<br \/>\nThe thing abouut staying at someone elses house for any period of time is as soon as you have arrived you have forgotten shitloads of things that you want.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Work was fucking boring yesterday. You may ask &#8220;how can picking up a cam shaft, inspecting it for any damage and putting it in a box be interesting at all?&#8221;. Just know that somedays are better than others and yesterday was not a good day. I was stuck next to a Indian dude called Joy. If I was to say his knoledge of the English language was limited I would be being genourous. I think he knows about 6 words I could understand. but he loves to sing, the joy to be had when he does is unmeasureable. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">If I was Matt, and hence supported a stinky international team like Italy, I would hate things more relevant like how shit my coach was, how useless ouur goalkeeper was, or perhaps South Korea? hehehe.<br \/>\nAt least England went out to the world champions. Italy can go home knowing they went out a team full of Sukmykok&#8217;s and Sumtingwong&#8217;s.<br \/>\nhehehehe<br \/>\nThis amuses me no end&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>things are weird at the moment. My cousin who I normally live with is away on holiday, and I would just stay at his house, but I cant catch the bus from his house to work, so I am crashing at a friend&#8217;s house where I can catch the bus from. The thing abouut staying &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10395,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10394\/revisions\/10395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}