{"id":10404,"date":"2002-07-21T13:34:43","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T03:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10404"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:35:03","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:35:03","slug":"vampires-and-men-both-want-to-suck-the-life-out-of-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10404","title":{"rendered":"Vampires and men both want to suck the life out of you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Hello Eeryone.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Happy Birthday Edo!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Lost Boys was really creepy. I hated that movie when i was a kid, it scared the shit out of me. Keifer Sutherland is evil. I thought the original Buffy movie was quite cool though&#8230;but then that was all a long time ago. I mean, back then, who didn&#8217;t want to be rich, move to Europe and marry Christian Slater? Apparently it was every American teeny-bopper&#8217;s dream. So i guess that Buffy quote, like, epitomised a generation or something.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">As far as vampire movies go, watch Dracula. The one with Winona Ryder and Anthony Hopkins. It&#8217;s scary, erotic and the only movie where Keanu Reeves&#8217; acting is half-decent. Oh, and Gary Oldman is fantastic as Dracula.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Things you never knew about your closest girlfriends come out when you have a weekend gabfest.<br \/>\nSecret tattoos, secret lovers and not-so-secret other stuff. And we always try to reach an agreement to swear off guys for a good,long while. Of course, it hardly ever works out that way. But we all agreed on one thing &#8211; Every man possesses at least one of the following:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">1) A predisposition for lying<br \/>\n2) A bi-polar personality disorder<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">and the perennial favourite,<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">3) The asshole gene<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nI&#8217;m not bitter. Can you tell?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Eeryone. Happy Birthday Edo! Lost Boys was really creepy. I hated that movie when i was a kid, it scared the shit out of me. Keifer Sutherland is evil. I thought the original Buffy movie was quite cool though&#8230;but then that was all a long time ago. I mean, back then, who didn&#8217;t want &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10405,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10404\/revisions\/10405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}