{"id":10408,"date":"2002-07-21T13:35:50","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T03:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10408"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:36:09","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:36:09","slug":"20nothing-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10408","title":{"rendered":"20Nothing Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Polly made me a big cake this morning with a candle!! It made my day.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Since Angela started it, I&#8217;m going to talk movies.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Personally, I thought Zoolander was a lot like the Ali G movie. Make of that what you will.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I have Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD. Its fucking marvelous. They have karaoke cuts of the Oompa Loompa songs, there&#8217;s a documentary with the kids and you can Augustus Gloop has grown from a fat little German kid in to a FATASS German guy. Oh, and Charlie Bucket is a bald zoo keeper. The documentary reveals that the cash-in Wonka chocolate sweets that were supposed to be released in time with the films release 25 years ago was ruined because they melted (!).<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Mike, there&#8217;s a Def Lep movie?! Do they play themselves or does Brad Pitt or someone play Joe Elliott? What&#8217;s it called? Hysteria DVD just came out. I will buy this as a birthday present for myself. Favourite Def Lep song? Miss You In A Heartbeat!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">A warning about Ghost World. It&#8217;s the sort of film you can love or hate. Note on the DVD: the deleted scenes are pretty awful. However, there is an extended ass kicking battle between Mullet Nunchuck Man and Irrate Mop Wielding Indian.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Cory Feldman is cool. He is beastly in Stand By Me. River Phoenix lost his virginity on the set apparently. He was like 13 though. What a champ.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I recently saw Sir Frederick the Savage in The Princess Bride. I notice he gets mentioned every so often in the blogs. Whatever happened to that guy? Does anyone else remember the French girl in Wonder Years. My lord, she was hot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Scalet Johansson next stars in the very promising MONSTERFEST Eight Legged Freaks.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Your Homework<br \/>\n============<br \/>\nKazaa download: Know Your Chicken by Cibo Matto.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nFinally,<br \/>\nI am now 20. wooooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooo!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"mailto:edo@spy-magazine.net\">Edo<\/a> @ 02:42 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041020224622\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000044.html\">Link<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><b>Replies: 1 Comment<\/b><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Monsterfest!!! That will be on my list of must-sees.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Dan @ 07\/21\/2002 04:02 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Polly made me a big cake this morning with a candle!! It made my day. Since Angela started it, I&#8217;m going to talk movies. Personally, I thought Zoolander was a lot like the Ali G movie. Make of that what you will. I have Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD. Its fucking marvelous. &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10409,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions\/10409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}