…so on your marks stand by, ready go. London to New York, Montreal to Tokyo. I see visons of her, everwhere I go….<\/p>\n
I just got home from work. Very boring. But its better than Mike’s dream job of a shoveling shit. But not much.<\/p>\n
The only real thing I have to look forward to in my day is the lunatic fork lift truck driver who is undoubtedly a few cards short of a full deck. That and the woman who works in reception who obviously fancies me. She’s like 30 something, but everytime I come in she likes goes out of her way to get up and wave at me and engage me in conversation. It’s really flattering. heheh<\/p>\n
my list of things that would be great right now (and none of them involve bubbles)
\n1. To be in a pub with a cold beer
\n2. To have Jeanne here
\n3. To get some inspiration and finish that dammn song I have half written
\n4. To have my balls shaved by 3 playboy bunnies
\n5. Sex<\/p>\n
I got a junk mail today informing me how best to clean out my intestine. Not only should I watch what I eat, I should get colonic irrigation like twice a year. I reackon that would be well weird. Someone sticking a hose up your ass and letting rip. But I can imagine it feeling great afterwards, but on the other hand weighing like, 10 kilos less.
\nThe email was really graphic too. It takes a lot to offend me, but it really turned my stomach. Here’s an excerpt:<\/p>\n
“.I came off the Cleanse today and I am SO IMPRESSED! I could not believe the filth and slime that came out! And so MUCH of it! Where does it all come from? Amazing!”
\nS. Ward, Tucson, Arizona<\/p>\n
How foul is that?<\/p>\n
Speaking of which, I took a crap after a heavy night the other day and it weighed 5 kilos. Thats a big fucking shit!<\/p>\n
I’m going to go now before this turns into another one of Angela’s updates…or is it too late for that?<\/p>\n
“and new year’s eve was as boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel 11” that was for mike.<\/p>\n
I got a minus on my Karma for my last update. Is that bad?<\/p>\n
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