{"id":10433,"date":"2002-07-17T13:43:51","date_gmt":"2002-07-17T03:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10433"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:44:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:44:19","slug":"sunshades-sunglasses-sunnies-oh-well-bubbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10433","title":{"rendered":"Sunshades?  Sunglasses?  Sunnies?  &#8230;oh well, Bubbles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I went swimming today. It was great and i am very brown. Not green, not pasty&#8230;but brown! raaah! Sunshine is good! My sunglasses kick your arse. I like hanging out with old friends again. Oh yeah, i baked a cake today too. It had two layers to it and everything. Thats about as domestic as i&#8217;ll get. I was making a mental list when i was bored earlier of all the things that would be great right now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">1) Buttermilk prawns<br \/>\n2) Bubble swords<br \/>\n3) Bubble tea (so chewy!)<br \/>\n4) a bubble bath<br \/>\n5) sex<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I guess you can see where my train of thought was going. You know what sucks? I have two months left of nothingness. What the hell am i gonna do? It seemed like a great idea about a month ago&#8230;but now i&#8217;ve had a month of nothingness&#8230;two more seems like a loooong time. I miss my dancing hamster. I have a dancing hamster at home in England, and when you press it&#8217;s foot it dances and sings Rapper&#8217;s Delight for you. Remember Alvin and the Chipmunks? wasn&#8217;t the brainy one so damn annoying?<\/p>\n<p>I had to sort out through some old junk downstairs earlier and i found an old yearbook of ISB, in 1997. We all look silly. I was fat, Pat couldnt grow facial hair, Mike had a Mullet, Tim&#8217;s hair had a life of it&#8217;s own, and you couldnt see Edo cuz his smile was in the way. Sorry&#8230;that might have been Marc Ponce. I am slowly begining to sound like something out of the Wonder Years&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went swimming today. It was great and i am very brown. Not green, not pasty&#8230;but brown! raaah! Sunshine is good! My sunglasses kick your arse. I like hanging out with old friends again. Oh yeah, i baked a cake today too. It had two layers to it and everything. Thats about as domestic as &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10434,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433\/revisions\/10434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}