{"id":10443,"date":"2002-07-17T13:47:11","date_gmt":"2002-07-17T03:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10443"},"modified":"2013-02-17T13:47:35","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T03:47:35","slug":"they-call-them-fingers-but-i-dont-ever-seem-them-fing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10443","title":{"rendered":"They call them fingers but I don&#8217;t ever seem them fing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; i don&#8217;t smoke so i can&#8217;t recommend any cigarettes.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; the Lesbian Death angle obviously plays out on the next ep of Buffy so I won&#8217;t say much else till next Monday.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; If I read Dan&#8217;s update right, I think he got laid. Not sure. I&#8217;ll read again. It&#8217;s sort of like Mulholland Drive or something.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; My flatmate is leaving the house tomorrow overnight for the first time since we moved in. So I&#8217;m taking advantage of the rare opportunity to make some noise by inviting a bunch of people over and drink and stuff. Pat can tell you about how important and rare this is. For about a week when he was here, literally all my flatmate ever said to us, was &#8216;Shut up shut up shut up&#8217; every night at 2Am when we were playing MonkeyBalls.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; there&#8217;s still at least four more people on here who are registered to blog who haven&#8217;t done so yet.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; I hear some people are interested in forming a Spy Magazine UK edition. Ho ho! (SMUK)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8211; blah blah blah Plug The Forum No One Uses blah blah blah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; i don&#8217;t smoke so i can&#8217;t recommend any cigarettes. &#8211; the Lesbian Death angle obviously plays out on the next ep of Buffy so I won&#8217;t say much else till next Monday. &#8211; If I read Dan&#8217;s update right, I think he got laid. Not sure. I&#8217;ll read again. It&#8217;s sort of like Mulholland &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10444,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10443\/revisions\/10444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}