{"id":10455,"date":"2002-07-15T13:50:39","date_gmt":"2002-07-15T03:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10455"},"modified":"2014-05-12T19:28:14","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T09:28:14","slug":"scarlett-johanssen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=10455","title":{"rendered":"Scarlett Johanssen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/scarlettjohanssen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14772\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/scarlettjohanssen.jpg\" alt=\"scarlettjohanssen\" width=\"620\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/scarlettjohanssen.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/scarlettjohanssen-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t take Mike&#8217;s example and write about bathtubs, blood that won&#8217;t go to the proper places and dogs breaking stuff.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I thought Scarlett Johanssen to be more desirable than Thora Birch in Ghost World myself. Maybe it&#8217;s the fact that she&#8217;s more conventionally pretty than Thora. I dunno. Thora does have some nice outfits in the movie though. The catwoman mask did very nicely for her as well.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">In other news, I got a mail from Audrey a couple of weeks ago. For those who aren&#8217;t clued in, I wrote an update in the Fat Website last March about an experience I had in Kuala Belait. Basically she&#8217;s an ex of mine from an unhappy break-up. Anyway, she sent her apologies and we are willing to put it all behind us. I&#8217;m glad for that. So I&#8217;ve resumed our online liaison and life is once again cool.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Stuff to fill forum up? Try starting a story thread. Each person adds to the continuing storyline by posting something. It sorta worked for the Harry Potter forum&#8230;but then again, it didn&#8217;t work for anything else.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Later.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t take Mike&#8217;s example and write about bathtubs, blood that won&#8217;t go to the proper places and dogs breaking stuff. I thought Scarlett Johanssen to be more desirable than Thora Birch in Ghost World myself. Maybe it&#8217;s the fact that she&#8217;s more conventionally pretty than Thora. I dunno. Thora does have some nice &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":14629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10455"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14773,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10455\/revisions\/14773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}