Ok. I’m gonna be a little rusty at this blog thing. though seeing as i was never any good at it in the first place, it shouldn’t really come as a surprise. now, a little about me (again);<\/p>\n
I’m Mike.<\/p>\n
I’d list a bunch of stuff that i like, but it wouldn’t really be much of a list. I don’t hate too much either. so i can’t list that either.<\/p>\n
I had really good sex this morning. This i can mention, with the full consent of my partner.<\/p>\n
I watched temptation island last night. I love that show. It beats crap like survivor and big brother hands down. the ammount of raw emotion captured in a single moment of it is so much more passionate than any of the lazy arsing around of the other two shows. I’ll probably mention this topic a lot in the future.<\/p>\n
I got a list today from a guy who is selling off his comics due to divorce. it was a word document. it was 75 pages long. unbeliveable.<\/p>\n
did you know NASA have photos of a crater on Mars that looks like a smiley face.<\/p>\n
today i shall be going to pay the telephone bill and the parking fine that we got due to not paying sixty cents for a parking ticket at the supermarket. fucking nazi ticket giverouterers. does anyone else here have to pay for parking at the supermarket? i’d be interested to know.<\/p>\n
i am still currently unemployed in the fine city of melbourne. so, if you’d like to give me a job even shoveling shit, at this point it’d make me happy. hard to satiate my ever expanding crack habit without coloured plastic monies.<\/p>\n
right, that’ll do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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