{"id":1221,"date":"2009-10-01T09:43:47","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T23:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2014-05-12T17:19:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T07:19:00","slug":"5-second-review-ouzeri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=1221","title":{"rendered":"Ouzeri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagfood.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2854\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagfood.jpg\" alt=\"tagfood\" width=\"600\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagfood.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagfood-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We went to Ouzeri, a Mediterranean restaurant in West End for a friend&#8217;s birthday last Friday night.\u00a0 We booked in advance for a table of twelve.\u00a0 It took twenty minutes for the staff to take our order upon which the waitress informed us that if we ordered ala carte, it would take two hours to get served.\u00a0 <em>Two hours<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So we ordered the buffet and got served some satay chicken, a rather wretched soggy bowl of salad and some undercooked calamari.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty much the worst restaurant in Brisbane.<\/p>\n<p>Also, their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ouzeri.com.au\/\">website<\/a> looks like a Geocities home page from 1999.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Ouzeri, a Mediterranean restaurant in West End for a friend&#8217;s birthday last Friday night.\u00a0 We booked in advance for a table of twelve.\u00a0 It took twenty minutes for the staff to take our order upon which the waitress informed us that if we ordered ala carte, it would take two hours to &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":5555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106,415],"tags":[309,416,420,419],"class_list":["post-1221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-australia","category-food-and-drink","tag-5-second-review","tag-food","tag-ouzeri","tag-restaurant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1221"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14580,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions\/14580"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}