{"id":12448,"date":"2014-02-04T20:59:13","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T10:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=12448"},"modified":"2014-09-28T10:24:12","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T00:24:12","slug":"how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=12448","title":{"rendered":"How To Win Friends And Influence People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?attachment_id=12449\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12449\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12449\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sociallyawkwardpenguin.jpg\" alt=\"sociallyawkwardpenguin\" width=\"576\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sociallyawkwardpenguin.jpg 576w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sociallyawkwardpenguin-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sociallyawkwardpenguin-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At the company I work for, we recently held a leadership offsite to improve relationships between managers in different departments.\u00a0 To break the ice with two leaders in the business, I thought I&#8217;d tell a funny story about one of my staff members.\u00a0 This staff member, a thirty year old male, approached me one day and said that when he visited his psychic on the weekend, they identified the name of a guy who works in our office and said that he gave off bad vibes.\u00a0 The staff member thought it would be important to share this information with me so I could &#8216;keep an eye on him.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;What a weirdo!&#8221; I exclaimed.\u00a0 &#8220;And one of the strangest things about the whole situation is that I didn&#8217;t think the guy fit the demographic of your typical person that visits a psychic at all.\u00a0 I thought only gullible old women did that sort of thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That&#8217;s when the two women I was talking to revealed that they both regularly visit a psychic.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -_-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the company I work for, we recently held a leadership offsite to improve relationships between managers in different departments.\u00a0 To break the ice with two leaders in the business, I thought I&#8217;d tell a funny story about one of my staff members.\u00a0 This staff member, a thirty year old male, approached me one day &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-12448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12448"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16472,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12448\/revisions\/16472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}