I will begin this post with a couple of lines from the Vandals:<\/p>\n
I’m in love, I just can’t wait,
\ntoniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
\nI HAVE A DATE!<\/p>\n
Yes, i have a date. Like a real live date. I met this girl in my English class, and her name is Aleah, and she is loaded, drives an SUV, and rides horses for a living. She also is very religious, smokes Capri (skinny women cigarettes) and already has 2 DUIs (driving under the influence).<\/p>\n
And yes, we are going out tomorrow night for dinner, and then we are going to a play. I am so excited. I think this is my first official “date.” For those curious, we are going to see Shakespear’s “The Tempest.”<\/p>\n
Yay for me<\/p>\n
I heard the new AFI record. It is very good. They are going mainstream with this record.<\/p>\n
I also heard the new Ataris record, this is okay. They have lost their punk edge, and have turned into a somewhat blase rock band. Not bad, just not punk. I saw them the other week at a free show. They were fun, but very clean cut. And they are going on MTV…poopey<\/p>\n
Some girl is trying to convince me to go see New Found Glory….I am unconvinced.<\/p>\n
Matt, it is spelt: acoustic<\/p>\n
I am just getting to the end of my flu now. Now the coughing and whatnot has just been replaced with a runny nose and interestingly colourful phelgm from the back of my throat…urgh.<\/p>\n
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I have a date!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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