Hola<\/p>\n
Long time no blabber into blog section.<\/p>\n
Well, the USA hasnt changed much. I am still searching for a job, quite unsucessfully. One would think that there would be a nice little telemarketing job out there, to pay me a nice $700-$1000 a week, but no!<\/p>\n
So yeah, I am still living on shoe strings, which is not fun.<\/p>\n
I played football today and some dude kicked the ball right in my nads. I couldn’t breathe, and the pain was overwhelming. To be fair, it was probably the most painful thing that have ever happened to me, including getting hit by a car.
\nEverything was blurry for a while.<\/p>\n
Well, I guess thats my valentines day shot to shit!<\/p>\n
(like I was going to get any anyway!)<\/p>\n
I got a real life letter in the mail today. It was most exciting. Like, a real one, hand written and all that. I nearly wet myself.
\nWho was it from? NONE OF YOUR DARN BUSINESS!<\/p>\n
Okay, I can’t hold it in any longer, so I’m just going to throw this out there to be shot down in flames by Edo. Does anyone else think that the Tatu chicks are minging? Like, just a pair of rough, dyke-like lesbians? I mean, I don’t really get off on lesbians at the best of times, so a pair of ugly ones really isn’t going to float my boat…<\/p>\n
I downloaded the entireity of Debbie Does Dallas 2000 today, it’s one of the greatest porns I have ever seen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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