{"id":137,"date":"2003-06-21T21:40:56","date_gmt":"2003-06-21T11:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=137"},"modified":"2009-05-28T21:44:25","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T11:44:25","slug":"id-invite-you-over-to-look-after-my-small-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;I&#8217;d invite you over to look after my small children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>well. the harry potter book came out in melbourne today and erin and i happened to go into angus &amp; robertsons in the city. anyways, there were all these people dressed up as wizards and stuff&#8230;and they had hired this kid to do magic tricks. he couldn&#8217;t have been older than 16. but he was really good. i have never seen a magic trick before (not counting card tricks and tv of course) and was quite impressed. didn&#8217;t end up buying the book cause it&#8217;s not my sort of thing (meaning it doesn&#8217;t have pictures and word bubbles or isn&#8217;t written by terry brooks). but thought that they had put a lot of effort into promoting it. which is more than i can say about free comic book day. i bought erin a book about buddhaism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>well. the harry potter book came out in melbourne today and erin and i happened to go into angus &amp; robertsons in the city. anyways, there were all these people dressed up as wizards and stuff&#8230;and they had hired this kid to do magic tricks. he couldn&#8217;t have been older than 16. but he was &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[77,30],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-comics","tag-harry-potter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}