{"id":154,"date":"2003-08-05T21:58:32","date_gmt":"2003-08-05T11:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=154"},"modified":"2009-05-28T21:59:51","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T11:59:51","slug":"i-want-to-do-manly-man-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"I want to do manly man stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Polly has gone from being hard to contact to being literally impossible to contact. Shockingly, in her 3rd week, she is so loaded with schoolwork she UNPLUGS her phone 24\/7 so she can get it done. So when I talk to her, which is like once every couple of weeks when she finds time to call me, we have lots to catch up on. Last time I talked, I filled her in on what I&#8217;ve been doing since I got back from Brunei.<\/p>\n<p>I talked about how I practically live with Mcgee and Denise now, about the new project I might start with Sarah, about Rebecca from my Interactive screen class, Christine being sick, Jenny&#8217;s 21st birthday, Natalie moving house and Melissa living off 40 dollars a week (!). Polly then casually remarks: &#8220;Heh&#8230;you have no male friends&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>That was a couple of days ago and the more I think about it, the more it bugs me. What is the deal? I have no close male friends! Like, not a single one! Just my flatmate who I see for about half an hour every day. And the more I think about it, the more I miss doing guy stuff. I miss watching wrestling vcds, or sitting around playing videogames, or getting wasted and watching football. I miss bowling. I miss the band practises. I miss playing football on Friday. And going to pubs with a bunch of guys from East Perth.<\/p>\n<p>I hardly get to do any of it, anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Godammit, now I&#8217;m discontent. *&#8230;frowns&#8230;*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Polly has gone from being hard to contact to being literally impossible to contact. Shockingly, in her 3rd week, she is so loaded with schoolwork she UNPLUGS her phone 24\/7 so she can get it done. So when I talk to her, which is like once every couple of weeks when she finds time to &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-contemplating-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}