{"id":15658,"date":"2014-06-13T11:30:21","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T01:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15658"},"modified":"2014-06-14T12:10:48","modified_gmt":"2014-06-14T02:10:48","slug":"world-cup-2014-brazil-vs-croatia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15658","title":{"rendered":"World Cup 2014:  Brazil vs Croatia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15632\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg\" alt=\"tagworldcup2014\" width=\"600\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/zdjVnJL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15659\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/zdjVnJL.jpg\" alt=\"zdjVnJL\" width=\"594\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/zdjVnJL.jpg 594w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/zdjVnJL-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracro.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15660\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracro.jpg\" alt=\"bracro\" width=\"600\" height=\"73\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracro.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracro-300x36.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>1&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Up at 6 AM to watch the first game of the tournament.\u00a0 It shouldn&#8217;t be difficult to get up for kick off at that time but I still struggled because I love sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>3&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Fox Sports camera man enjoying himself in the pre-game coverage<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/foxsportsbrazil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15671\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/foxsportsbrazil.jpg\" alt=\"foxsportsbrazil\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/foxsportsbrazil.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/foxsportsbrazil-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>5&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Good to see Mel McLaughlin briefly back covering football.\u00a0 I wish she was still with Fox Sports and not with Channel Ten \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15675\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil.jpg\" alt=\"melmclaughlinbrazil\" width=\"1252\" height=\"1252\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil.jpg 1252w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/melmclaughlinbrazil-70x70.jpg 70w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1252px) 100vw, 1252px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>11&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Hooooooollllllllllllllllllyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiii-<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Croatia 1 &#8211; 0<br \/>\nOG Marcelo<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dude has the best &#8216;who me?&#8217; face<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/marceloog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15661\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/marceloog.jpg\" alt=\"marceloog\" width=\"600\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/marceloog.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/marceloog-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Huge upset on the cards<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>&#8217;29\u00a0 <\/strong>That didn&#8217;t take Brazil long to equalize.\u00a0 A shot from distance by Neymar doesn&#8217;t have much pace on it but it clips the inside of the post and creeps in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/DLyFmAO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15662\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/DLyFmAO.jpg\" alt=\"DLyFmAO\" width=\"350\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/DLyFmAO.jpg 350w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/DLyFmAO-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fat Ronaldo approves<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>HALF TIME<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Croatia were good value for their first goal but Brazil have the ascendancy since then.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>&#8217;50\u00a0 <\/strong>FatWeb FunFact:\u00a0 17 players in the Croatia squad are older than the country itself 0_o<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15663\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage.jpg\" alt=\"croage\" width=\"719\" height=\"719\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage.jpg 719w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/croage-70x70.jpg 70w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>&#8217;71 \u00a0<\/strong>Buuuuuuuuulllshiiiiitttt.\u00a0 The fix is in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Fred wins a penalty for Brazil by flopping after some light contact by the defender.\u00a0 He gets up, praises Jesus for rewarding his deception and then Neymar converts a shitty waist height penalty which the keeper gets a hand to.\u00a0 Not like this, Brazil.\u00a0 Not like this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/paninistickers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15673\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/paninistickers.jpg\" alt=\"paninistickers\" width=\"592\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/paninistickers.jpg 592w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/paninistickers-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>&#8217;85\u00a0 <\/strong>I need to get dressed for work.\u00a0 Hope I don&#8217;t miss any more goals.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The opening match of the tournament starts off in unexpected fashion before it becomes business as 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