{"id":15706,"date":"2014-06-17T21:16:26","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15706"},"modified":"2014-06-17T21:16:26","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:16:26","slug":"world-cup-2014-japan-vs-ivory-coast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15706","title":{"rendered":"World Cup 2014: Japan vs Ivory Coast"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Japan and Australia are my two teams for this tournament.\u00a0 Australia played a respectable game against Chile.\u00a0 Let’s see how Japan do against Ivory Coast.\u00a0 Fortunately, this game is on at a very friendly 11am on a Sunday.<\/p>\n

1′\u00a0 <\/strong>Fatweb Funfact:\u00a0 Japan’s official mascot is Pikachu.<\/p>\n

5′\u00a0 <\/strong>Japan seems to always have precisely one top tier in-form player every tournament.\u00a0 We had Nakata.\u00a0 Then Nakamura.\u00a0 Then Kagawa.\u00a0 And now Honda.\u00a0 We need a bunch of talent to peak all at the same time.\u00a0 Kagawa could probably return to greatness if he actually got any kind of regular game time.<\/p>\n

15′\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"goooaaal_worldcup\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Japan 1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0 Honda opens the scoring with an absolutely cracking goal, beating the Ivorian (sp?) keeper at the near post.\u00a0 Kind of against the run of play but we’ll take it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE!!!!!\u00a0 YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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20′\u00a0 <\/strong>Holy cow, Japan raining down shot after shot.\u00a0 Draws some good saves but they’ve got Ivory Coast on the ropes.<\/p>\n

30′\u00a0 <\/strong>Okay, so we didn’t score during a period of intense domination.\u00a0 Hopefully we won’t regret that later.<\/p>\n

35′\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"jpnwtf\"<\/a><\/p>\n

40′\u00a0 <\/strong>Former Socceroos player Scott Chipperfield chimes in with some casual racism\u00a0 0_o<\/p>\n

\"chippers\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Everyone told him he was a goddamned idiot and he was eventually shamed into deleting the tweet.\u00a0 What a dickhead.<\/p>\n

HALFTIME<\/strong><\/p>\n

Japan look goddamn great.<\/p>\n

55′\u00a0 <\/strong>It concerns me how cheaply we turn over possession in midfield.<\/p>\n

62′\u00a0 <\/strong>Ivory Coast bringing on Drogba.\u00a0 Hopefully this substitution won’t cause the game to-<\/p>\n

64′\u00a0 GOAL,\u00a0 Ivory Coast 1 Japan 1.\u00a0 Bony beats Kawashima with a header.<\/strong><\/p>\n

66′\u00a0 GOAL, Ivory Coast 2-1.\u00a0 Gervinho 2-1.\u00a0 Another header.\u00a0 That was totally savable Kawashima, what are you doing.<\/strong><\/p>\n

LOOK HOW SAD WE ARE :(((((((((((((((((<\/strong><\/p>\n

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FULL TIME, IVORY COAST WINS 2-1<\/strong><\/p>\n

That must have been the worst halftime speech.\u00a0 We were great in the first 45 minutes.\u00a0 What the hell happened \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

As is tradition, Japan stayed behind to tidy up after themselves.<\/p>\n

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Time for Japan to take out the trash<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":15633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[2007,255,504,1719],"class_list":["post-15706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-ivory-coast","tag-japan","tag-world-cup","tag-world-cup-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15713,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706\/revisions\/15713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}