{"id":15777,"date":"2014-06-29T08:45:36","date_gmt":"2014-06-28T22:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15777"},"modified":"2014-06-29T09:00:54","modified_gmt":"2014-06-28T23:00:54","slug":"world-cup-2014-uruguay-vs-columbia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15777","title":{"rendered":"World Cup 2014: Uruguay vs Colombia"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Every good World Cup tournament worth its salt needs a good villain.\u00a0 Think Argentina in Italia 1990 or Italy in Germany 2006.\u00a0 Brazil 2014 got the perfect Team-You-Love-To-Hate when Luis Suarez took a bite out of Chiallini’s shoulder.\u00a0 His subsequent denial and unrepentant behavior (“I fell on his shoulder and hurt my teeth<\/a>“) have made Uruguay public enemy number one.<\/p>\n

Colombia on the other hand have been winning hearts and minds in the tournament thanks to their free flowing football and the emergence of James Rodriguez as a star.\u00a0 In the group stage he had three goals and four assists to his name and at 22 years of age, the world is his oyster.<\/p>\n

Villains versus upstarts.\u00a0 Forlan v Rodriguez.\u00a0 Who will come out on top?<\/p>\n

KICK OFF<\/strong><\/p>\n

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INCEPTION!!!<\/p>\n

5′\u00a0 <\/strong>I fell asleep on the couch.\u00a0 Missed the start.<\/p>\n

10′<\/strong>\u00a0 Uruguay happy to sit deep, looking to hit Colombia on the counter.\u00a0 Worked well in the group stages.\u00a0 They are very compact at the back.<\/p>\n

20′\u00a0 <\/strong>zzzzzzz<\/p>\n

28′<\/strong>\u00a0 GOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO<\/p>\n

SWEET JEEBUS HAMES<\/h2>\n

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A contender for second best goal of the tournament after Cahill!<\/p>\n

35′\u00a0 <\/strong>Okay everyone on Twitter be cool.\u00a0 Stop saying that goal was better than Cahill’s \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

38′\u00a0 <\/strong>Uruguay had a pretty legit claim for a penalty there as Forlan gets bodychecked pretty blatantly.\u00a0 He loses his shit at Ypres.\u00a0 No penalty given.<\/p>\n

HALF TIME<\/strong><\/p>\n

How will Uruguay go pushing forward in the second half?\u00a0 Goes without saying but they look pretty iffy without Suarez.<\/p>\n

50′\u00a0 <\/strong>Colombia 2-0, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL<\/p>\n

Hames again.\u00a0 Moves into pole position for the Golden Boot.\u00a0 The first player in the tournament to reach five goals.\u00a0 A star is born.\u00a0 The goal was a thing of beauty too.\u00a0 Great teamwork.<\/p>\n

Man watching this Colombian game I think I have my fav player in the world cup! Obviously his name help that out #Biased<\/a> #10 #James<\/a> #WC2014<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 LeBron James (@KingJames) June 28, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n