{"id":15820,"date":"2014-07-06T08:17:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T22:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15820"},"modified":"2014-07-06T08:18:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-05T22:18:29","slug":"world-cup-2014-brazil-vs-colombia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=15820","title":{"rendered":"World Cup 2014:  Brazil vs Colombia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15632\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg\" alt=\"tagworldcup2014\" width=\"600\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tagworldcup2014-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/jamesrodriguez1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15821\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/jamesrodriguez1.jpg\" alt=\"jamesrodriguez\" width=\"620\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/jamesrodriguez1.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/jamesrodriguez1-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracol.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15822\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracol.jpg\" alt=\"bracol\" width=\"455\" height=\"68\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracol.jpg 455w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bracol-300x44.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Brazil vs Colombia.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the anointed hero &#8211; Brazil&#8217;s photogenic striker Neymar &#8211; versus the unheralded hero &#8211; Colombia&#8217;s James Rodriguez, who scored one of the goals of the tournament and has been knocking them in at a rate of a goal a game.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s see who comes out on top.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>7&#8242;\u00a0 GOAL!\u00a0 1-0 BRAZIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Some incredibly sloppy defending off a corner sees an unmarked Thiago Silva tap it in at the far post for Brazil.\u00a0 First goal scored by a Brazilian captain in two decades apparently.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Neymar falling on his ass as he comes over to join the celebration&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.minus.com\/ilEcGVPVs1oic.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"253\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>8&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Goddamn, the atmosphere in Fortaleza is amazing.\u00a0 Just absolutely heaving.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>10&#8242;<\/strong>\u00a0 Very open game, being played at a hundred miles an hour.\u00a0 David Luiz looks hilarious when he breaks.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>FACT: Everytime David Luiz gets the ball. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/6PvDw1DeAg\">pic.twitter.com\/6PvDw1DeAg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BBCSporf\/statuses\/485162321476849664\">July 4, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>15&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Both teams have had some great chances.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>20&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>23&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>26&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>28&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>31&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>33&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>34&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>38&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>39&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>41&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>42&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>44&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HALFTIME\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>The game started brightly.\u00a0 What the hell was that?\u00a0 Hopefully the second half improves and isn&#8217;t so-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>46&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>49&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>51&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>52&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>53&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>58&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>59&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>63&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>64&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>After <strong>FORTY-ONE<\/strong> fouls, the referee finally pulls out a yellow for the captain and goal scorer Thiago Silva when he rugby tackles the goal keeper.\u00a0 The ref has had an absolute shocker here.\u00a0 Brazil have kept Rodriguez at bay by hacking the shit out of him and the refs have given the Colombians absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>66&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Rodriguez commits his first foul and is given a yellow straight away by the ref.\u00a0 What.\u00a0 The.\u00a0 Hell.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t expect the favourtism towards Brazil to be this blatant.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>69&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Goal, 2-0 Brazil.\u00a0 That&#8217;s probably game over right there.\u00a0 David Luiz with an incredible free kick that dipped and swerved from 30 yards out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/davidluiz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15823\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/davidluiz.jpg\" alt=\"davidluiz\" width=\"620\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/davidluiz.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/davidluiz-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>71&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Foul (sigh)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>73&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>77&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>78&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>79&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Foul<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>81&#8242;\u00a0 <\/strong>Penalty to Colombia!\u00a0 Rodriguez converts!\u00a0 2-1 and its game on!\u00a0 Aaaaaah What the hell is that giant bug thing on Rodriguez?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bug.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15825\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bug.jpg\" alt=\"bug\" width=\"620\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bug.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bug-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>88&#8242; \u00a0<\/strong>Neymar stretchered off 0_o<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>FULL TIME<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Brazil advance 2-1 in a cynical game that had fleeting moments of excitement but was wrecked by the poor officiating.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In a weird gesture of &#8216;sportsmanship&#8217;, David Luiz consoles a crying James Rodriguez by swapping shirts and presumably apologizing for hacking his shins for eighty minutes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"vine-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/vine.co\/v\/MUjJlQbmjTP\/embed\/simple\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><script src=\"\/\/platform.vine.co\/static\/scripts\/embed.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neymar vs James vs Giant Bug<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":15633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[2003,2021,504,1719],"class_list":["post-15820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-brazil","tag-colombia","tag-world-cup","tag-world-cup-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15820"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15828,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15820\/revisions\/15828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}