{"id":16614,"date":"2014-11-23T11:19:49","date_gmt":"2014-11-23T01:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=16614"},"modified":"2014-11-23T11:20:53","modified_gmt":"2014-11-23T01:20:53","slug":"the-five-year-odyssey-is-complete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=16614","title":{"rendered":"The Five Year Odyssey Is Complete"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2009<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Five years ago, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=1456\">this happened<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1457\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1457\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1457\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb001.jpg\" alt=\"Have a free upgrade\" width=\"600\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb001.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb001-300x156.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1457\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Have a free upgrade<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1464\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1464\" class=\"wp-image-1464 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb003.jpg\" alt=\"vb003\" width=\"620\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb003.jpg 620w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/vb003-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just kidding<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/angryedo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16618\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/angryedo.jpg\" alt=\"angryedo\" width=\"400\" height=\"710\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/angryedo.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/angryedo-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2014<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Five years later, finally&#8230;redemption.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/virgingold002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16615\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/virgingold002.jpg\" alt=\"virgingold002\" 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