{"id":178,"date":"2003-12-01T22:31:57","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T12:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=178"},"modified":"2009-06-08T22:57:39","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T12:57:39","slug":"heeeelooo-heeeelooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Heeeelooo, heeeelooo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve started my last week of work! awesomeness! my boss is an ass and plus some important people to me are all arriving back here in brunei within the next fortnight&#8230; thus i saw it as my only option.<\/p>\n<p>My parents think i&#8217;m an alcoholic&#8230; i resent this. I think that i am a usual 18 yr old kid that enjoys the odd beer at a party.. you dont agree? ok fine! i&#8217;ll admit that last week i did drink my weight several times over&#8230; but that was only 1 week! I refuse to think of myself as a piss-head, i&#8217;d much rather &#8220;a sober strong minded guy who knows his limits&#8221;&#8230; you see, i havent even had anything to drink today (its 2pm), feel happy for me.<\/p>\n<p>The other day i was chilling around my house when my parents came back and told me that they&#8217;d gone out and bought a new 29&#8242; TV and a whole new entertainment system to go along with it&#8230; but wait, there&#8217;s more!! FREE toaster and FREE rice cooker!! Sweet! *pumps fist*&#8230; i love getting free stuff! my mum told me that i could have them both for University&#8230; this makes me happy cause now i know that i will be eating rice on toast for the next 4yrs&#8230; mmmm, healthy.<\/p>\n<p>Ishan and his parents came over for dinner on Saturday night.. that was a dam funny night, i laughed so hard for about 4 straight hours! i woke up and my sides were still in pain from all the laughter&#8230; dam good stuff. Earlier on the same day i went to the border with Luke and Ben (just finished school in Melbourne) so all in all it was a pretty decent day.<\/p>\n<p>It has been decided. This christmas break will involve many people siting around fires singing sing-a-long songs.. go to the forum and learn the lyrics or music (if you can play guitar) to the songs posted there&#8230; if you can think of songs that MUST be included in campside sing-a-longs then post there too.<\/p>\n<p>I have a friend&#8230; she is ultra sexy. so being the great caring (sober) guy that i am, i decided to make this poster for pluggage of her new site:<\/p>\n<p>Dont you just love the the awesome mentions of my name 3 times in 4 posts&#8230; feel the love ya&#8217;ll.<\/p>\n<p>Two musical shoutouts to make:<\/p>\n<p>Mike\/Jassa &#8211; The Cat Empire is awesome!! they are the best thing to come outta australia since&#8230; um&#8230; well, you catch my drift.<br \/>\nTim (my ex-drummer) &#8211; for introducing me to Helloween&#8230; &#8220;see them as a mix between Fantasy Metal and Iron Maiden&#8221; .. great.<\/p>\n<p>Its ALL about next week people&#8230; but while we&#8217;re here, enjoy this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve started my last week of work! awesomeness! my boss is an ass and plus some important people to me are all arriving back here in brunei within the next fortnight&#8230; thus i saw it as my only option. My parents think i&#8217;m an alcoholic&#8230; i resent this. I think that i am a usual &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-recovering-alcoholic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}