{"id":214,"date":"2004-04-03T23:36:25","date_gmt":"2004-04-03T13:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=214"},"modified":"2014-05-11T14:38:55","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T04:38:55","slug":"new-girlfriend-cindy-has-a-great-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"New girlfriend Cindy has a great body"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The last week was pretty average for work and drinking sessions, did end up going to the oldest pub in England for a solid pint of bitter stout beer. I have come to conclusion that England has the best beer in the world. So much choice and soooo good, you know when you just want a pint after work or something and dont want to get absolutely battered, the beer here is made for that.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to leave England a month earler than planned for many reasons being that i dont need to stay til July to get my degree, rent here is double what is in canada, canadian summers rock, and i would be sick of the internship by then. Not that anyone really cares, but there you go.<\/p>\n<p>*HAILS* new salt monkey song. *BOWS* to new salt monkeys song.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, i got me a new german girlfriend. Shes a sweet chick with a great personality and an even better body, is has to be said, so thats been going for a couple weeks now and shes now gone home for a week for easter so that sucks. But looking forward to her coming back. Her name is cindy not a typical german name like gertrude&#8230;is that even german anyways.<\/p>\n<p>Havent been travelling much recently. Did go to Oxford last weekend with Cindy and a couple other people from the internship. I got me an Oxford university golf shirt so i can lie to everyone back home about going to Oxford university. Woohoo! What a posh town, didnt get to see where Harry Potter was filmed though, it was closed&#8230;damm.<\/p>\n<p>Better go now&#8230;2 mins left before i get cut off.<\/p>\n<p>Later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last week was pretty average for work and drinking sessions, did end up going to the oldest pub in England for a solid pint of bitter stout beer. I have come to conclusion that England has the best beer in the world. So much choice and soooo good, you know when you just want &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":14586,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[115,113,114,30,88],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-beer","tag-cindy","tag-england","tag-harry-potter","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14611,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/14611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}