{"id":286,"date":"2001-01-30T21:34:31","date_gmt":"2001-01-30T11:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2009-05-30T21:36:32","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T11:36:32","slug":"edo-updating-as-sam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Edo updating as Sam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.\u00a0 This is Edo blogging as Sam.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I                       noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the                       day after the ISB Disco.\u00a0 I woke up and thought                       &#8216;shit, i can do everything&#8217; and it was then that I noticed                       what i will refer to from now onwards as &#8220;My                       Limitless Talent Syndrome&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The night before, I played                       with the band at the Disco and I was pretty fuckin&#8217; sweet                       on the guitar.\u00a0 After that I did some breakdancing                       and quadruple back flips on the dance floor and everyone                       stood in a big circle around me and watched me look                       macho.\u00a0 Then I thought I might as well get a new                       girlfriend, since it&#8217;s been almost a week since my last                       girlfriend and Jason was looking at me like I might be gay                       or something.<\/p>\n<p>Jason slept with his 50th                       girl!\u00a0 The big five-o!\u00a0 I should get him a card                       or something.<\/p>\n<p>I saw Jess crying at the                       disco.\u00a0 But she gets no sympathy from me.\u00a0 Not                       after she told everyone I couldn&#8217;t get it up after I                       couldn&#8217;t last through her ridiculous 13 hour sex                       marathon.\u00a0 What an oversexed psycho nymph!<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s my update for                       this month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.\u00a0 This is Edo blogging as Sam. I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco.\u00a0 I woke up and thought &#8216;shit, i can do everything&#8217; and it was then that I noticed &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[135,140],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-blog-as-someone-else","tag-isb-disco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}