{"id":289,"date":"2001-01-29T21:36:54","date_gmt":"2001-01-29T11:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2009-05-30T21:38:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T11:38:44","slug":"soul-crushing-mind-numbing-free-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Soul crushing mind numbing free time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This                       weekends lineup:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party<\/li>\n<li>Alison and Lisa&#8217;s 100 People In Spandex Party<\/li>\n<li>Beer and                       Bandar Thursday.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Translation:\u00a0 This                       should be a good weekend for parties.<\/p>\n<p>So what to do until                       then?\u00a0 Free time sucks.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going out of my                       mind with boredom.\u00a0 I need to do some work.\u00a0 Or                       find a really really cool game to play.\u00a0 Today I lay                       on the floor, staring at the wall, with Aretha Franklin&#8217;s <em>Son                       of a Preacher Man <\/em>playing on the stereo.\u00a0                       Mega-sad.<\/p>\n<p>After the drunken, tearful,                       suicide threatening, cup breaking, dancing rampage of                       Saturday night, none of the girls got in trouble on                       Monday.\u00a0 We&#8217;re probably going to do the same sort of                       thing again this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Moral of the story?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekends lineup: Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party Alison and Lisa&#8217;s 100 People In Spandex Party Beer and Bandar Thursday. Translation:\u00a0 This should be a good weekend for parties. So what to do until then?\u00a0 Free time sucks.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going out of my mind with boredom.\u00a0 I need to do some work.\u00a0 Or &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-brunei"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":290,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}