{"id":296,"date":"2000-09-29T22:31:38","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T12:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=296"},"modified":"2009-05-30T22:35:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T12:35:55","slug":"daily-dose-of-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Daily dose of fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To start with Rod is going to England. Wish him the best of luck, hope you fit in ok there man. So now its just Dan and Edo in Brunei, whoa I hope they don\u2019t perform sodomy with each other.<br \/>\nMan everyone has finally left that place (Brunei), last year it seemed like none of us would leave and we would be there for the rest of our lives and going to UBD.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways today at school, some rival high school came in and trashed our school. Then some of our jocks starting smashing up their car, it was pretty vicious.<\/p>\n<p>While all this was going on I was finishing my English essay in the Library that was kinda stinky. I am going to driving school soon and will be getting my proper driving license in December.<\/p>\n<p>Man Playstation games here cost like $40.00, that sucks ass man.<\/p>\n<p>Some local Canadian punk bands are playing here soon, that might be something for me to check out.<\/p>\n<p>Man the other day at school, there I am right checking out theFatWebsite.com at school. And this teacher comes up to me, so quickly I turn it over to the \u2018How to be a wrestler\u2019 page thinking there wouldn\u2019t be any vanilla ice porn on it. I scroll down to look innocent and the teacher starts talking to me about the dangers of the internet like porn and shit and that I had to get some internet license for school. Anyways I say I know about the porn and shit right, as there on my screen is this huge picture of Rikishi\u2019s bumpy ass. She looks at it and gave me this look I will never forget, I said nothing and just closed the browser and ran away. My god, smelly Rikishi\u2019s ass.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah well mike updated (yay), sam is slack and will never update.<\/p>\n<p><strong>In the CD player:<\/strong> Cypress hill<br \/>\n<strong>Reading:<\/strong> George Orwell\u2019s 1984 still<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To start with Rod is going to England. Wish him the best of luck, hope you fit in ok there man. So now its just Dan and Edo in Brunei, whoa I hope they don\u2019t perform sodomy with each other. Man everyone has finally left that place (Brunei), last year it seemed like none of &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[72,143,93],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ass","tag-canada","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":297,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}