{"id":304,"date":"2000-08-30T22:40:43","date_gmt":"2000-08-30T12:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2009-08-21T02:16:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T16:16:47","slug":"the-good-and-bad-things-about-living-in-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"The good and bad things about living in Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Good Things<\/strong><br \/>\n1. All the movies are realeased a lot earlier than a lot of other places.<br \/>\n2. You get lots of time on the internet<br \/>\n3. There are lots of hot chicks<br \/>\n4. There is a ski resort nearby to use<br \/>\n5. The school does lots of trips, i.e the golf course yeah&#8230;remember &#8220;Pat the Golfer&#8221;<br \/>\n6. Theres cheap ***<br \/>\n7. You can drive at sixteen<br \/>\n8. You get lots of TV Channels<br \/>\n9. It doesn&#8217;t have any roadkill<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bad Things<\/strong><br \/>\n1. You have to pay so much freaking tax&#8230;chiiiiibaiiiii<br \/>\n2. No malay people to shout &#8220;Hey Boy, what sodomy&#8221;, I don&#8217;t like that but I know Dan does.<br \/>\n3. The smell of farms, Edo would like it though as he has beastality obsession with goats and their offspring.<br \/>\n4. Theres lots of bastards&#8230;well, I&#8217;m a bastard arent I so I guess it evens out.<br \/>\n5. Everyone is big opposed to Brunei where everyone is small and scrawny. I.e Dan, Mike and Matt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Things 1. All the movies are realeased a lot earlier than a lot of other places. 2. You get lots of time on the internet 3. There are lots of hot chicks 4. There is a ski resort nearby to use 5. The school does lots of trips, i.e the golf course yeah&#8230;remember &#8220;Pat &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[143,147,146],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-canada","tag-snwoboarding","tag-sodomy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1105,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}