{"id":307,"date":"2000-08-21T22:43:29","date_gmt":"2000-08-21T12:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2009-05-30T22:45:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T12:45:28","slug":"daily-dose-of-fat-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Daily dose of fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from a day out buying heaps of shit. I                 got myself a snowboard now, now I can be the king of the mountain. Edo says I only got one                 to impress chicks and look cool which is half true.<\/p>\n<p>Went to me first party in Canada                 last night. It was weird as some girl rings me up, I dont even know her and she invites me                 to her party, so i&#8217;m like great. I go to this party and I didnt drink any alcohol or smoke                 one ciggarette the whole night. I was laughing most of the night at this girl who was just                 messed up. Then we watched big brother and some cheerleader chick took me home. So a fat                 rating of <em>cheesy blackman giving two thumbs up<\/em> to the 1st party I been to in                 Canada.<\/p>\n<p>Some Canadian Punk Bands are coming to town next weekend, that might be something to                 check out. Apparantely they are ok according to some guy called &#8216;Austin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>In the CD player:<\/strong> Eminem (hey the music is cool so shout your dam mouth)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from a day out buying heaps of shit. I got myself a snowboard now, now I can be the king of the mountain. Edo says I only got one to impress chicks and look cool which is half true. Went to me first party in Canada last night. It was weird as &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[143],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-canada"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}