{"id":326,"date":"2000-10-05T23:09:57","date_gmt":"2000-10-05T13:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2009-05-30T23:11:18","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T13:11:18","slug":"my-trip-to-the-modem-repair-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"My trip to the modem repair man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Edo enters Modem Repair Man&#8217;s store<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Hey, I&#8217;ve come to pick up my laptop. It&#8217;s                   the one with the broken modem.<br \/>\n<strong>Modem Man:<\/strong> Certainly sir. That&#8217;ll be 500                   dollars.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: 500 dollars!<br \/>\n<strong>Modem Man<\/strong>: It needs a new modem, the battery                   doesn&#8217;t work and the connection wire is broken<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>That wasn&#8217;t broken when I sent it in to                   the shop<br \/>\n<strong>Modem Man:<\/strong> &#8230;Yes it was.<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>Okay, look. Just fix the modem.<br \/>\n<strong>Modem Man:<\/strong> I need six weeks to order a new                   one<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Bah! Just give me back my laptop then<br \/>\n<strong>Modem Man:<\/strong> That&#8217;ll be a 30 dollar service                   charge<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>Ah, spit. (hand over 30 dollars and                   leave, a humbled man with a laptop that doesn&#8217;t do fuck all)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edo enters Modem Repair Man&#8217;s store Me: Hey, I&#8217;ve come to pick up my laptop. It&#8217;s the one with the broken modem. Modem Man: Certainly sir. That&#8217;ll be 500 dollars. Me: 500 dollars! Modem Man: It needs a new modem, the battery doesn&#8217;t work and the connection wire is broken Me: That wasn&#8217;t broken when &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[153],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-modem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":327,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}