{"id":3453,"date":"2010-11-30T23:46:14","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T13:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=3453"},"modified":"2010-11-30T23:51:04","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T13:51:04","slug":"the-ashes-game-one-brisbane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=3453","title":{"rendered":"The Ashes Game One &#8211; Brisbane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first Ashes game of the series concluded in Brisbane yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>The build up promised an evenly contested battle between Australia and the Old Enemy and it certainly delivered.\u00a0 The game was a seesaw contest, back and forth, over the five days.\u00a0 On the first day, Australia appeared to have the ascendancy on the back of a hattrick by Peter Siddle.\u00a0 That was backed up by a career saving batting performance from Michael Hussey.\u00a0 England looked out for all money until Strauss and Cook came to the crease and scored a ton each.\u00a0 Well, actually, Cook scored a double century.<\/p>\n<p>When the dust settled, the game was declared a draw.\u00a0 The series remains locked at 0-0.\u00a0 So what have we learnt so far?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3454\" style=\"width: 579px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fantasyashes1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3454\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3454\" title=\"fantasyashes1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fantasyashes1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fantasyashes1.jpg 632w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fantasyashes1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3454\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The FAT Website Fantasy Ashes League<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Don&#8217;t take pointers from Pat on who to back in the Ashes.<\/p>\n<p>I was fortunate enough to attend the first two days of this series.\u00a0 It was the first ever Ashes I&#8217;ve ever seen live.\u00a0 It was a great experience.\u00a0 That hattrick on the first day in particular will stick out in my mind for years to come.\u00a0 It was incredible to witness live.\u00a0 When Siddle charged down the pitch to deliver that third ball, the crowd was on its feet and the place was electric.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve seen a ton of entertainers, musicians and sporting events in my time but few experiences can compare to the Gabba letting out a collective roar when the umpire signall Broad&#8217;s dismissal.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3456\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/siddle3.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3456\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3456\" title=\"siddle3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/siddle3.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/siddle3.gif 330w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/siddle3-300x167.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3456\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Siddle claims the scalp of Stuart Broad to claim his hattrick<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I like Siddle.\u00a0 He&#8217;s a total mongrel.\u00a0 Just look at this guy.\u00a0 He&#8217;s the kind of guy we need in the side.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nnumix.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3457\" title=\"nnumix\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nnumix.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nnumix.jpg 460w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nnumix-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know who we don&#8217;t need after this first game is Mitchell Johnson.\u00a0 Zero wickets, barely a handful of runs with the bat and a dropped catch.\u00a0 Thanks for coming Mitchell but your services will not be required for the rest of the series.\u00a0 He&#8217;s right up there with Marcus North as one of those guys that inexplicably gets picked time and time again while we leave Ryan Harris and Doug Bollinger out of the squad.\u00a0 Plus, his weird <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/mitchell-johnsons-mum-says-jessica-bratich-has-stolen-her-son\/story-0-1225747105583\">public spats<\/a> with his mum creeps everyone out.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully Game Two sees a significant reshuffle to our bowling &#8216;attack&#8217;.\u00a0 Siddle&#8217;s hattrick aside, we looked toothless in that second session and the sloppy fielding and uninspired field setting by Ponting didn&#8217;t help things either.<\/p>\n<p>It will be interesting to see how this series plays out from here.\u00a0 We need things to pick up or else we&#8217;ll be seeing a lot more of this over the rest of the summer:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3458\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/784882a0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3458\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3458\" title=\"784882a0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/784882a0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/784882a0.jpg 550w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/784882a0-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3458\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who me?  First captain in 80 years to lose the Ashes three times?<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first Ashes game of the series concluded in Brisbane yesterday. The build up promised an evenly contested battle between Australia and the Old Enemy and it certainly delivered.\u00a0 The game was a seesaw contest, back and forth, over the five days.\u00a0 On the first day, Australia appeared to have the ascendancy on the back &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[306],"class_list":["post-3453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ashes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3453"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3465,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453\/revisions\/3465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}