{"id":3523,"date":"2010-12-07T20:13:46","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T10:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=3523"},"modified":"2010-12-07T20:16:23","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T10:16:23","slug":"the-ashes-201011-game-two-swann-swann-will-tear-us-apart-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=3523","title":{"rendered":"The Ashes 2010\/11 Game Two – Swann, Swann Will Tear Us Apart Again."},"content":{"rendered":"

DAY ONE<\/strong>
\nAustralia 3 for 2.\u00a0 THREE FOR TWO \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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DAY TWO<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alistair Cook 148<\/p>\n

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DAY THREE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kevin Pietersen 227<\/p>\n

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DAY FOUR<\/strong><\/p>\n

England declared for 620
\nLose Clarke right at stumps to friggin’ Kevin Pietersen who spends the next fifteen minutes running around telling everyone he’s an all-rounder<\/p>\n

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DAY FIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lose the game by an innings and 70 runs.\u00a0 England 1-0 in the series.<\/p>\n

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Goddamn, <\/strong>what a hiding.\u00a0 Our bowlers had some ridiculous figures like 8\/1,000 runs in the last two innings that England batted.\u00a0 When Cook got dismissed on Saturday morning, the ABC commentator remarked that in the first seven days of Ashes cricket in this series, Cook had been on the field either batting or fielding for all but 11 overs.<\/p>\n

Now our team is getting crucified in the press and we’re talking about sacking half the damn team.\u00a0 It’s an absolute mess.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I got surpassed by Matt in the Fantasy Ashes.<\/p>\n

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Nothing else for it but to challenge the other team to a fight in the carpark<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DAY ONE Australia 3 for 2.\u00a0 THREE FOR TWO DAY TWO Alistair Cook 148 DAY THREE Kevin Pietersen 227 DAY FOUR England declared for 620 Lose Clarke right at stumps to friggin’ Kevin Pietersen who spends the next fifteen minutes running around telling everyone he’s an all-rounder DAY FIVE Lose the game by an innings …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[306],"class_list":["post-3523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ashes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3523"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3536,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523\/revisions\/3536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}