{"id":399,"date":"2000-10-22T21:17:46","date_gmt":"2000-10-22T11:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2009-05-31T21:19:14","modified_gmt":"2009-05-31T11:19:14","slug":"sex-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Sex bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the FAT website.\u00a0 Pioneer of internet trends.\u00a0 After checking out Pat&#8217;s crap FAT Survivor column Robotskull and Stile Project both start their own Survivor spin offs.<\/p>\n<p>Went out last night with Goober and Nadia.\u00a0 We go to this club.\u00a0 Immediately, Nadia gets hit on by this seedy looking guy in a leather jacket.\u00a0 I have hearty laugh at this until she points out that there is this saggy 60 year old Asian woman checking out my ass.\u00a0 When I look at her she gives a sly grin and puts her hand on her hip, in a sexy pose only its not sexy because she&#8217;s A RANCID OLD WOMAN WHO&#8217;S OLDER THAN MY MOM!\u00a0 Goober is self-conscious because he&#8217;s the only white guy there.\u00a0 The Asian woman starts wigging me out so we leave and I make a mental note never to wear this stupid fucking Dickies shirt ever again.<\/p>\n<p>I accidentally deleted Pat&#8217;s last update.\u00a0 From memory he just rambled on about how cool I was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the FAT website.\u00a0 Pioneer of internet trends.\u00a0 After checking out Pat&#8217;s crap FAT Survivor column Robotskull and Stile Project both start their own Survivor spin offs. Went out last night with Goober and Nadia.\u00a0 We go to this club.\u00a0 Immediately, Nadia gets hit on by this seedy looking guy in a leather jacket.\u00a0 I &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[168],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-goober"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}