{"id":405,"date":"2000-04-20T21:22:57","date_gmt":"2000-04-20T11:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=405"},"modified":"2009-06-01T19:22:14","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T09:22:14","slug":"the-napster-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"The Napster Solution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the hot topics on the internet at the moment is the deal with Napster.\u00a0 Well here&#8217;s the simple solution for you and me.\u00a0 STOP USING IT!<\/p>\n<p>You heard me, you festy little bitch.\u00a0 Using Napster is theft.\u00a0 You are STEALING someone&#8217;s fucking music.\u00a0 Some poor musician goes in to do a recording only for all you freeloading bastards to get all his hard work for free.\u00a0 How can you possibly justify that?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care if the mp3 is NOFX, Green Day or Britney Spears.\u00a0 It&#8217;s fucking rude to go about getting their shit for free.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t be such a fuckwit and go and pay for your copy in the store like everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>Some people argue that Napster promotes CD sales.\u00a0 You listen to a sample, then you buy the CD.\u00a0 Bollocks.\u00a0 You listen to the sample and you download the whole fucking album is more like it.\u00a0 As you read this, untold hordes of cheap smelly internet whores and plugging and downloading the latest Dolphin Meat single.\u00a0 It just isn&#8217;t right.<\/p>\n<p>If you are one of these shitheads that use Napster, take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, then uninstall your copy.\u00a0 Go over to some friends houses and politely encourage then to do likewise.\u00a0 If they don&#8217;t, give the bastard a good thrashing until he starts pissing blood.\u00a0 Then ask him again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is Napster bad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He will say yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the hot topics on the internet at the moment is the deal with Napster.\u00a0 Well here&#8217;s the simple solution for you and me.\u00a0 STOP USING IT! You heard me, you festy little bitch.\u00a0 Using Napster is theft.\u00a0 You are STEALING someone&#8217;s fucking music.\u00a0 Some poor musician goes in to do a recording only &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[175,174],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-music-piracy","tag-napster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":426,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions\/426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}