It’s been a bad day.\u00a0 I got very average exam results, it rained all day, and apparently I owe Annie six beers!<\/p>\n
Rod told me to beat up anyone that even ‘looks at Annie sideways’.\u00a0 So watch out!<\/p>\n
We’ve got more photos developed from recent parties and all I can say is:<\/p>\n
Mike is busted!<\/p>\n
Look at that dirty look on his face as he proceeds to bone some girl who is NOT HIS WIFE!<\/p>\n
More pictures here.<\/p>\n
Let me tell you a sad story.\u00a0 Last night I was lying in bed staring at the ceiling.\u00a0 I thought about Kate and then this huge-ass insect swooped down and slammed in to my nose.\u00a0 I let out a horrific high pitched scream like a Backstreet Boy fan and proceeded to crush the bug with a hardcover copy of a\u00a0 Harry Potter book.<\/p>\n
True story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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