Yesterday I went snowboarding…<\/p>\n
Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense.\u00a0 It was one of his best updates ever.<\/p>\n
I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit.\u00a0 It was all very deep and meaningful.\u00a0 I doubt most of you could comprehend it.<\/p>\n
I’m suffering from fatigue, depression, nervousness and half my head is peeling off from sunburn.\u00a0 Better now than on the weekend I guess.<\/p>\n
Rod and Annie will be having email-sex as you read this.<\/p>\n
Was anyone else totally freaked out by the George W. Bush Is A Robot revelation?\u00a0 If you missed it, it goes like this.\u00a0 Below are two photos of George W. Bush taken three days apart but in the same room.\u00a0 Notice in the first picture he has a smug, relaxed, almost drug induced expression on his face.\u00a0 Now look at the second picture. where he has a smug, relaxed, almost drug induced expression on his face.\u00a0 The guy is a fucking robot!\u00a0 There are Playstation game characters who have more facial expressions than this.<\/p>\n
And I swear that is the last time I will ever post something about American presidents.<\/p>\n
My nickname of Dirty Chinese Man is starting to stick.\u00a0 Cool!\u00a0 Does anyone make custom t-shirts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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